Day 141

I had a very pleasant conversation with two slightly drunk women on the train last night.  After some light chat about their evening, we started discussing my small penis.  They thought it was ridiculously small when I told them it was 4" hard and 2" soft.  When they left the train, they waggled their little fingers at me.  It was deliciously humiliating.

When I told A, she reckoned they would have been more amused if they'd known I only wished for a smaller penis.

This doesn't look very big now, does it...